Brian's Artsy Fartsy Movie List

[Titles T through Z]

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Tampopo
A "Profound noodle" of a movie. Delightful larger-than-life movie that follows the actions of a Japanese woman trying to improve her mediocre noodle soup restaurant. She enlists the aid of several unexpected experts who team up to perfect her cooking. Several sub- plots revolve around the main story, all focusing on food. Some of the humor is subtle, and may be lost of the casual viewer, who may see only the slapstick, which also plays a role in this movie. Itami uses his trademark style throughout this movie for a satisfying dish of a flick that'll leave your stomach growling. See with Eat Drink Man Woman then go on a sushi or ramen rampage.

 

The Taxing Woman
Delightfully different Japanese film from Itami about the tenacious tax collector . (hmm.. gotta finish this one)

 

The Funeral
Black comedy, Itami style. Featuring much of the Tampopo cast, we watch as restrained Japanese tradition struggles against a reluctant family dealing with the death of a family member. Irreverent and with much the same feel as Itami's other movies, it mates well with any of his other films.

 

The Lover
Woof. This is the kinda movie that defines 'erotic'. While not a typical let's-show-lots-of-skin-writhing-in-pleasure film, this one does play upon the arousal of the watcher in more subtle ways. Nowhere is this more obvious than the limosine scene... surely the most provocative scene ever where nothing beyond holding hands occurs. Follow with something tamer to cool off to.

 

The Machine
Gérard Depardieu stars as a brilliant neurosurgeon who has figured out a way to switch minds in this French and German film that one-ups similar plots like 'Face Off'. It's an edgy thriller that although trodding some familiar ground, adds a certain amount of finesse. It also gets at least a half-star boost from the foreshadowing from the opening scene which finally sinks in within the last 10 minutes of the movie. The film does feel a little dated, surprising considering it's a 1994 movie, and it's not helped by the funky contraption that actually does the swap. Hollywood would have come up with something much more realistic and menacing looking, as the foreign machine the movie gets its name from looks more like a hair salon dryer than an impossibly advanced technological miracle. *shrug* The suspense helps make up for it though...

 

The Navigator
An interesting, but somewhat bewildering film about (and I'm *not* making this up!) a group of barbarians (well, really 14th century peasants) who try to flee a black plague by digging a tunnel into the ground, so deep that they emerge in modern-day New Zealand. Their quest then turns to getting the spire off of a church, in the belief that this will cure the plague. Got all that? Fortunately, the movie has a great soundtrack that partially redeems the bizarre plot. Follow with 'Time Bandits' or Cabeza de Vaca for other weird quest movies or Window To Paris for another here-or-there flick.

 

The Player
Sublime film that showcases Tim Robbins' acting skills much better than, say, 'Cadillac Man'. Chock full of authentic Hollywood lifestyle that those in-the-know should discern. Amazing cameos from everyone under the sun, all "off camera" and being themselves.

 

The Postman (Il Postino)
A whimsical but ultimately tragic glimpse into the life of a poor, simple Italian postal worker whose life its changed by a "brush with greatness", the world famous Chilean poet Pablo Neruda (played by the fatherly Philippe Noiret), who has sought refuge on the peaceful island. The well loved, but ailing actor Massimo Troisi gave the last of himself as "Mario" for this film, and actually died the day after filming was complete. Flawlessly performed, Massimo and Philippe (who also played the lovable Alfredo from Cinema Paradiso), suck us in as they form an unlikely bond. If you'd rather not pontificate after this touching movie, follow with Cinema Paradiso for lighter fare.

 

The Snapper
Very strange movie with Colm Meaney (yes, that Colm Meaney from Star Trek) cast as the father of a daughter who has gotten herself pregnant and will not reveal who the father is. Movie has some bright points but lacks dynamics; Felt almost like a made-for-TV movie. Ugh.

 

Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down
Another Almodovar movie with Victoria Abril and Antonio Banderas. While noted for being assigned an X rating initially, this movie is not the erotic peepshow one might expect. Perhaps the fact that Victoria is tied up for some of the scenes led the ratings panel to deem this an "S&M" film, although it clearly isn't. What is is, though, is typical Almodovar black comedy, made spicy with the passionate conflict between Banderas, a recently released mental patient, and Abril, a drug-addicted second-rate actress. The scene stealer, however, is the wheelchair-bound dirty-old-man movie director.

 

Tous Les Matins Du Monde
Tragic and grand movie about a viol virtuoso who has lost his wife and has nothing but his music to live for anymore. A classical pontificating French movie, featuring both Gerard Depardieau and his son. Superb acting, gripping storyline, albeit at a very deliberate pace. Featuring some of the same cast as Cyrano, these would be a good match for mournful and moving masterpieces. (Oh, alliteration!)

 

Trainspotting
While there is nothing unique about the plot (a gang of kids addicted to drugs despite repeated attempts to clean up), this film has some bright, wry wit to it. Centering around one of the kids, we follow him through various escapades of doing, dealing, stealing, fleeing, giving it up, then promising himself just one last hit, which ends up repeating the cycle. There are elements of Clockwork Orange here, but without the ultraviolence. The atmosphere in the movie is enhanced by great sequences that seem to capture the drugged "feel", and is further helped out with a great soundtrack.

 

Trees Lounge
Steve Buscemi writes, directs, and stars in this movie about a loser who can't get his life out of the rut. His character, Tommy, lives above a bar though he spends most of his time in the bar. We watch his pathetic meandering around, trying to find a job, trying to quit drinking, trying to find a meaningful relationship (or any relationship for that matter), all in vain. The film captures the desperation of being trapped in a hopeless life. Steve, with his ever-glum looks, fits the part wonderfully, and comes across as a very real character, maybe even someone we've met before. I've loved Steve in almost every role I've seen him in and he makes a great directing debut with this movie, which is worth watching if you're up for a wry melodrama with a smattering of whimsy toseed in. Given the spin of the movie though, I'd follow it with something a little brighter.

 

28-Up (4th in 7-Up series)
If you're not familiar with this series, it is a pseudo-documentary that simply follows the lives of a group of kids beginning when they were seven. Every 7 years, they are tracked down and filmed as they talk about what is going on in their lives at that point. (Hence there is 7-Up, 14-Up, 21-Up, 28-Up, etc.) Very interesting to see how behaviour as a child reflects that as an adult, but from a strictly scientific perspective, one must wonder if being filmed every 7 years hasn't affected the outcome.. a tainted experiment. I have not had a chance to see the older films, but scenes from the past are used for comparison and contrast. Leaves a funny taste in the mouth after viewing, and leads to some contemplation of aging...

 

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Ulysses's Gaze
(aka To Vlemma tou Odyssea) Harvey Keitel continues to surprise me with his versatility, delivering a nearly flawless performance in this epic film from Theo Angelopoulus. He plays a Greek filmmaker trying to track down three mythical missing reels of film from the Manakia brothers. This plot merely sustains the film which deals more on the concepts of ethnicity and nationality as Harvey treks all around Eastern Europe on his quest. It's an exceptional film cinematographically, with several surreal but powerful scenes of mobs, war ruins, and relics of cold war life. Understanding of Balkan events would help the viewer, as the film is something like a cross between When Father Was Away on Business and Until The End Of The World. It's a long movie (177 minutes) so don't plan on a double feature.

 

Un Coeur En Hiver
A tempting intellectual French film about the intriguing three-way relationship between a beautiful violin virtuoso (Camille), a master violin maker (Stephane) and his boss/partner (Maxime). Stephane is the ultimate passionless stoic, which enhances Camille's attraction all the more, despite already being involved with Maxime. Surrounded by stunning music by Ravel, this film is both rich and stark in classic French style. I enjoyed this film more than some of those I saw it with, which confuses me as I can find little fault with it. For an impressive diversity in acting ability, watch Daniel Auteuil as the oafish farmer in Manon Des Sources and Jean de Florette

 

The Unbearable Lightness Of Being
Touted as an amazingly erotic film, I found this to be very long, and not the masterpiece I was expecting. The cast and crew are all known as artists in their respective fields, but I felt the combined effort just wasn't very *interesting*. Everyone has their own chemistry and this just didn't produce an exothermic reaction in me. I wish I had more flowery things to say about this but I don't. I think I even fast forwarded through some parts of this movie.

 

The Untold Story
(aka Ba Xian fan dian zhi ren rou cha shao bao or Bunman, the Untold Story) I'm not sure how one would classify this film. It's got a morbid plot, a la The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, gratuitous violence like a typical low-budget horror movie, and then is interspersed with campy humor not far off from 'Police Academy' or something. Clearly not for the weak of stomach, although it could make a good film for viewers who like a "challenge" (which usually includes me). Just set your expectations accordingly. This is a graphic, frequently offensive, Hong Kong action/horror flick, with a main character who completely earns your disgust. Bizarrely, it features (and was partly directed by) Danny Lee, aka "Dumbo" from The Killer! Bon Apettit!

 

Until the End Of The World
Pseudo-SciFi film that downplays the 'Sci' portion in favor of character development. Overall, a rather complex layered movie (in typical Wim Wenders style) full of familiar faces. William Hurt is being chased around the world (a la Carmen Sandiego) for an invention he has "stolen". Several others get spun into the web as the film lightly hops from continent to continent. My only complaint with this otherwise compelling picture is that it is three hours long and becomes a little strained towards the end. Translation: do not attempt to watch while tired. The film is worth seeing, but be sure you're alert enough to appreciate it. If you liked the feeling of this one, be sure to track down Lisbon Story for another Wenders film that shares much in common.

 

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Vincent and Theo
Powerful rendition of the tale of Vincent van Gogh and his seldom heard-about, but very influential, brother. A little distasteful to watch, Tim Roth portrays van Gogh as the eccentric and almost inhuman artist. As a viewer who knew little about van Gogh's personal life, the film is somewhat shocking. More literate viewers have criticized this film as being inaccurate or exaggerated. Not a must see, but an interesting film nonetheless.

 

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Waterdance
Melodrama centering around a successful writer who injures his back and becomes confined to a wheelchair. Lots of character tension between the writer (Eric Stoltz), his girlfriend (Helen Hunt), and a fellow patient (Wesley Snipes). Much of the film resolves around coping with disabilities, but there is spice thrown in with wry humor, and the warmth of Helen Hunt. For a complete (albeit rather macabre) wheelchair doubleshot, follow with George A. Romero's thriller 'Monkey Shines'.

 

Welcome To The Dollhouse
I don't think anyone ever enjoyed puberty. This movie follows the trials and tribulations of Dawn, the middle sibling of three children. She is tormented, insulted, misunderstood, harassed, falsely blamed, chased, and scorned, all while trying to be a good person and deal with jealousy of her pampered little sister and her growing infatuation with Steve, an older, long-haired singer in her brother's band. I'll confess that I had trouble relating to Dawn, but I'm an only child who led a rather sheltered life so she and I have little in common. The two women who saw the movie with me seemed to completely click with Dawn, so I guess the scenario is plausible. The film has a few funny moments but is tinged with melancholy and evokes a feeling of pity for the poor maligned girl. Follow with something brighter to dispell the gloom. Seeing Solondz's other film Happiness afterward would surely send the viewer running to their therapist.

 

What Have I Done to Deserve This
I've seen so many Almodovar films, I'm losing track of which ones are which. Such is this case with this one. But I do recall this being about the tribulations of a hispanic lady rendered in classic Almodovar style. Therefore, go see it. If you've liked any of his works, this certainly qualifies. Tag team it with any other Almodovar film, and you'll end up like me.. unable to remember which ones are which. But you'll have enjoyed it anyway. You were warned. :^)

 

When Father was Away on Business
A historical Yugoslavian movie set during the cold war in Europe. Based on a family with a father who suffers from chronic infidelity. The boy is sent along to make sure the father behaves himself. Hijinx ensue since the boy sleepwalks, usually at the most inopportune times.

 

White
(aka Trzy kolory: Bialy) The second movie in Kieslowski's trilogy (Blue, White, and Red) It revolves around the spite of Karol, an unexceptional man whose breath-taking wife is leaving him due to his inability to "consummate" their marriage. He both loves and hates his wife, played by the beautiful Julie Delpy, and spends the movie trying to both win her back and get vengeance at the same time. It has some of the same visionary scheming as The Shawshank Redemption and as the movie progresses you begin to see the genius and passion in Karol. I think all three movies of the Trilogy should be seen in order to capture the concepts of "Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity" that Kieslowski intended.

 

White Balloon
(aka Badkonake Sefid, from Iran) This is a tedious yawner about an Iranian girl who wants a goldfish, whines until her mother gives her some money for one, then spends the rest of the movie trying to fetch the bill out of the storm drain she accidently dropped it down. I wish I was kidding, but that was the entire movie. The story takes place in real time, if not slower... I guess it should be some sort of inspiring character study, but the whole time I kept hoping someone would either spank this whiny girl or just give her a damn fish. Maybe it's exceptional for an Iranian film (to my knowledge, this is the only one I've seen), but I struggled to pay attention through the nearly hour and half this film dragged on. It nearly joined Bagdad Cafe which is the only other film that bored me to point of turning it off. Be sure to have another peppier film if you're doing a double feature.

 

Whore
Wishy-washy movie that did not live up to its own hype. Essentially a monologue of a prostitute, the film follows her around as she goes about her daily interactions. A little graphic at times (though never erotic), I left afterward with a feeling of ambivalence.

 

Widow's Peak
Whoa. I love being duped by a movie. This all-star lineup, (Mia Farrow, Natasha Richardson, Joan Plowright, etc) takes an innocent setting similar to Enchanted April or Room With a View and infuses it with a back-for-revenge theme focused on the rivalry between Mia and Natasha. Wonderfully acted, and a real head-game, I enjoyed this movie very much.

 

Wilde
There have been a few attempts through the years to try and capture the troubled life that Oscar Wilde endured. This version, embodied by Stephen Fry (who appropriately was the closeted gay title character in Peter's Friends), does an evocative job at involving us in the disfunctional and ultimately destructive relationship shared by Oscar and his oh-too-pretty Bosie. The film gives enough depth to the characters to imbue them with some credibility but not so much that it turns into a stale documentary. There are quite a few frank scenes in this film so paranoid homophobes may want to steer clear of this one.

 

Window To Paris
A Russian film about a musician in St. Petersburg who finds that the apartment he has just rented has a window that opens to downtown Paris! Superb original plot hampered only by slightly slapstick-y scenes. The action wages back and forth between the two cities and is chock full of humor and adventure. The only similar movie that comes to mind (and it's nowhere near the romp that this is) would be The Navigator.

 

Wings Of Desire
The gemstone in Wim Wender's crown, this cinemagraphic delicacy weaves elegant B&W footage with color scenes for a smugly satisfying film. Minimal in dialogue, this tale follows a guardian angel who falls in love with the circus performer he watches over. Complete with sequel Far Away, So Close, which continues the story of the angels who watch over us. By the way, this is the movie that "City of Angels" is based on.

 

Women on The Verge
Classic Almodovar, this one is based on a married man's lover trying to find out why he left her. Full of Almodovar's trademark twists, it can be safely said that if you like his other movies, this one is more of the same. Will of course go well as a double feature with just about any of his other movies.

 

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The Year My Voice Broke
I'm a sucker for a good coming-of-age movie, and this Australian film from John Duigan fits the bill. A classic scenario of a young boy and girl who have grown up together as friends, but one feels a strong attraction for the other, which is not reciprocated. (See 'Some Kind of Wonderful', 'Pretty In Pink', and the tv show 'Friends' for prime examples) We watch poor Danny ache helplessly as Freya goes her own way. While not everyone may sympathize, I felt just like Danny when I was younger, so watching him induced a comradery, which accounts for much of the high rating I give this film. Clinically, this film would deserve only a 3.5 or 4 star rating, but I rewarded it with more for the emotional response it invoked. This film should be followed with its marginally related sequel, Flirting.

 

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Zentropa
Dark and gothic tale of a young American working aboard a German train line during WWII. Very psychological a la Hitchcock. Filmed mostly in B&W, but with scenes in color, it is a rivetting mystery/thriller. Good with most psychological or gothic movies, or maybe even something lighter like Wings Of Desire

 

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